Michele aka Lilly xo
The Not So Perfect Plan to Save Friendship House
Lilly
Bartlett
Excerpt copyright © 2018 Michele Gorman
Chapter 1
I guess she shouldn’t really expect me to take the
high road now, just because we’re at a funeral. We’ve never let something as trifling
as the spectre of death stand in the way of a good snipe. ‘You were right. As
usual.’ And nobody in the entire history of angsty mother-daughter dynamics wants
to admit that. Which just shows how much I’ve grown recently as a person.
If I’m being honest, Mum does deserve every bit of
credit today. Dad would have chucked a few frozen sausage rolls into the oven
and maybe ordered some portions of chips from the cheap chippy that’s on his
way home from work. ‘It is the party to end all parties,’ I admit, meeting her green eyes. The eyes that I didn’t inherit. I
got Dad’s mud-brown ones instead. I missed out on her film-star legs too. My
brother got those and her eyes. I’ve
got her allergy to grass and dodgy karaoke voice.
‘It’s just a lot of money to spend on one day. A
lot,’ I can’t keep from adding.
Not that she’s listening. Which is typical. She’s
always been more interested in making sure everyone’s overwhelmed by her
generosity.
The house is heaving with people. I’ve never laid
eyes on most of them. They’re packed into the dining room and out back where
the French doors lead on to the terrace and into the garden, and around the
pool that Dad rushed to open early even though it’s freezing out and nobody in
their right mind would turn up with their swimsuit on under their clothes. People
are huddling together in the living room, or the ‘great room’, as Mum makes us
call it. I’ve got no idea what a great room is supposed to be, but I guess
having a library full of books and a grand piano that’s never had anything but ‘Chopsticks’
played on it qualifies.
Sighing, I say, ‘I’ll go check that Dad’s all
right.’ I leave her grinning over another perfect party.
I don’t mean to make my parents sound like
nightmares. It’s just that Mum drives me round the bend. And this is us on our best behaviour. You might
have guessed that they throw lavish parties, and maybe you can tell that they
live in a big house. But if I say it’s Mum’s mission in life to outshine
absolutely everyone – which is totally true – you’ll probably start thinking they’re
horrible. They’re not, though. It’s just that they worked really hard to start
their own business and build themselves up from nothing. Plus, they’re very
generous. So hopefully you’ll forgive them for wanting to flash a bit of their
success.
I catch a glimpse of Dad through one of the
six-foot-high lilac rose floral arrangements. Mum’s got them all over the
house. Lilac and deep green, that’s the colour theme. She’s coordinated
everything: the flowers, tablecloths, serviettes, plates, foil-wrapped
chocolates by the lorry load, and even the guests.
I tug again at the waist of my lilac gingham
dress. I look like fat Dorothy, off to see the Wizard, but it was all I could
find at such short notice.
Will wore gingham too. He’s my older brother. He’s
also my only brother, unfortunately. We looked ridiculous standing beside each
other. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumber. I’m not surprised he’s already
scarpered.
Dad’s not happy with his tartan purple shirt, either,
but he knows which side his bread is buttered on. If Mum wants everyone to
dress like their granny’s kitchen curtains, then everyone is going to turn up
in their granny’s kitchen curtains.
He’s deep in conversation with their neighbour.
Valentina, I think she’s called. Or Valentine. It’s hard to keep all their
friends straight. According to my parents, that’s because I don’t visit enough.
I was here more when they first moved away, just after I’d finished school,
when the two-hour journey to Essex was worth it to get my laundry done for me.
‘Everyone’s having such a nice time!’ Valen-something
says, kissing my cheek. ‘I mean… under the circumstances. I’m so sorry.’ Her
face reddens to match her lipstick.
Dad squeezes her arm. ‘It’s exactly what Bev would
have wanted, Valerie.’
Valerie,
that’s it!
We all stare across the room, over the friends’
and neighbours’ heads, past the OTT floral arrangements and beyond the long
dining table, to Mum’s photo leaning against the fireplace. It’s one that Dad
took last year on their cruise. She’s smiling right into the camera, looking
suntanned and happy. Dad’s right. It’s exactly the kind of send-off she’d have wanted.
Of course it is. She planned every last detail, because
that’s the kind of control freak Mum is. Was.
Everyone’s
finally gone and I’m dead on my feet. If you’ll pardon the expression. You
wouldn’t think people would outstay their welcome at a funeral, but that Valerie
just wouldn’t take the hint. I was ready to flick the lights off and bang Mum’s
stew pot with the ladle to get her to go. And she and Mum weren’t even that
close.
‘That went well,’ Dad says, like he’s just passed his
driving test or something.
‘Yeah, except for Mum being… you know.’
‘Yeah. Except for that,’ he says. Then he laughs. Of
all things! ‘She’d have loved the look on everyone’s faces when the cake came
out.’
The man’s wife is dead and he’s laughing over the
cake? I’m no grief counselling expert, but that’s not right. ‘Dad, aren’t you
even a little bit upset? I mean, she and I had our differences, but I am sad
that she’s gone. Now I’m an orphan.’
His dark eyebrows draw together. They’re only so startling
because his hair is nearly white. ‘What about me? Aren’t I still your parent?’
‘I’m half an orphan, then.’
His pat on my shoulder is awkward. Dad’s not a great
one for the touchy-feely. ‘Now, now, there’s no use crying over spilt milk, Phoebe.
What’s done is done.’
‘It’s not spilt milk, Dad, and Mum’s not done, she’s dead! Will you stop trying
to make it sound like no big deal?’
I dash away the tears with my hand. Maybe I’m sad.
Maybe I’m frustrated. All I know is that I do feel something. Unlike my father, the Dalek.
I look into his face, trying to remember whether
I’ve ever seen him get emotional. He shouts at his football team on TV sometimes.
‘How can you be so cold?’
‘Phoebe, come on,’ he says, running a hand over
his five o’clock (yesterday) shadow. If Mum were here, she’d have made him
shave this morning. She hates stubble. Hated.
‘Just because I’m not falling to pieces doesn’t mean I don’t feel anything.
People show their emotions differently, that’s all.’
‘Yes, but they show them, Dad. You’re acting like you
don’t even care.’
‘Let’s not fight,’ he says. ‘Not today. Want a cup
of tea?’ Without waiting for an answer, he pulls out three mugs and chucks the
teabags in. ‘Oh.’ He hesitates. ‘Silly me.’
As he puts Mum’s favourite spotty mug back in the
cabinet, I catch the lost look skittering across his expression. I guess it is
there, after all.
‘I’m sorry, Dad.’
He’d
rung me just after lunchtime. He never does that during the day unless it’s to
tell me I’ve forgotten a birthday or an anniversary or something.
I’d just managed to wrestle four giant packs of
chicken thighs out from the overstuffed freezer at work for the next day’s
curry. Care home residents might not seem like they’d appreciate food that’s
not bland or pureed, but our residents aren’t what you’d call the norm.
‘Who did I forget?’ I answered with my mobile wedged
between my cheek and shoulder.
‘Hi, Phoebe. This is your father.’
‘I know it’s you, Dad. You come up on my phone.’ Every
conversation started like this.
‘Your mother has gone into hospital.’
I felt my tummy sink to my knees. I clasped the
phone to my ear. ‘What’s happened?’ Horrible scenarios flashed through my mind:
she’d been in a crash. No, it was a mugging. She’s always marching around with a
big expensive bag dangling off her arm. Or a random acid attack or a knifing or
she’d lopped her fingers off chopping onions or confused arsenic for sugar in
her tea. Though I’m not sure why there’d be arsenic in the cabinet.
‘Heart attack, they think,’ said Dad.
‘Is she... okay?’
‘Oh, yes, she’s fine,’ he said. ‘She didn’t want
me to bother you. I just thought you might like to know.’
‘How can she be fine, Dad, when she’s had a heart
attack? And, yes, I want to know!’ Only my mother could think that a near-death
experience wasn’t even worth a phone call.
‘I mean she’s awake and feeling fine, so don’t
worry.’ His voice was as calm as always. Unlike mine.
‘Have you rung Will already?’ I asked.
‘He’ll be busy with work. We don’t want to disturb
him.’
Of course, they’d never dream of giving him
anything to worry about at work. Like the entire financial system would
collapse if he were ever to take a personal call. I looked around my kitchen. In
their eyes, Will was the one with the important job, not me. I’m ‘just’ a cook.
‘I’m leaving now,’ I told him. ‘I can be there in two hours depending on
traffic. I’ll see you soon, Dad.’
‘I’ll meet you at the hospital in a few hours,
then. Text me when you’re off the motorway.’
‘But aren’t you at the hospital now?’
‘Your mum wants me to stay at the office. The sealed
bids are coming in today.’ He gave me the hospital’s address. Then he told me not
to use the car park there.
‘Parking will be expensive,’ he said. ‘There’ll be
spaces further along the main road and you can walk back.’
Honestly.
The drive there is a blur, but I do remember the
feeling. It was all I could do not to scream and bash the steering wheel every
time I had to slow down for traffic or lights. I just knew I wouldn’t get there
in time to see Mum one last time.
I found the closest spot in the car park, sprinted
to the critical care unit and blurted my mother’s name to the nurse, who calmly
pointed me to her room.
‘God, Phoebe,’ said Mum when I skidded through the
door. ‘Where’s the fire? You nearly gave me a heart attack. Ha ha.’
‘Mum, what happened?!’ She was sitting up in bed
with a blue hospital gown draped loosely across her front. Wires trailed from
under the covers to the machines that beeped and chirped beside her.
She had her mobile to her ear. ‘Sorry about that,’
she told the caller. ‘I’ll have to ring you back.’
She kept her phone clasped in her hand as she
waved away my question. ‘It’s a lot of bother over nothing. The doctors aren’t
even sure it was a heart attack. They’re making me go through tests to check.
Your father didn’t need to bother you.’ She looked me up and down. Then she
sighed. ‘Isn’t there something better
that you could wear to work?’
I glanced down at my black checked chef trousers
and short-sleeved white tunic.
‘And those clogs. I wouldn’t wear them around the
house, let alone out of it. Why can’t you try a bit harder, Phoebe? Don’t you
care what people think?’
I ignored the jibes. Only because she could be
dying. ‘Tell me what happened, Mum. Did you have pain?’
‘Of course I had pain,’ she snapped. ‘It was a
heart attack. Or something like it anyway. I feel fine now, though. I need to
get back to the office. The sealed bids are coming in today. I can come back after
for the tests if they’re so keen on them.’
‘I’m sure the office understands that you’re
here.’
‘Pah, I didn’t tell them! And don’t you, either.
They think your dad gave me a surprise spa day.’ Then she muttered, ‘As if I’d
tell them about something like this.’
What was wrong
with my mother? ‘Mum, that’s nuts. You can’t cover up a heart attack with a spa
day. You’re ill. You could be here for some time. Everyone at the company cares
about you. They’d want to know.’
‘I just bet they would,’ she said. ‘Phoebe, how
many times have I told you that people will exploit their advantage. I’m not about
to give them an excuse.’
‘These aren’t just people, Mum, they’re your
friends. Your employees. You’ve worked with them for years.’
She waved away my protest. ‘You’d hope that
friends wouldn’t use something against you, but why would I take the chance
when I don’t have to? If you’ve learned anything from me, darling, I hope it’s
that.’
Then she pulled off the covers and started to
swing her legs to the floor, sending the machines into a meltdown.
‘Mum, don’t!’
A nurse hurried into the room, probably expecting
cardiac arrest. What she found was the world’s worst patient peeling off the
tape holding the monitors to her chest. ‘What are you doing?’ the nurse demanded.
‘Get back into bed. You’ve got to rest. And keep these on.’ She pulled off
another length of tape with a furious tear and stuck it to my mother. ‘If you
need the loo, push the button and someone will help you.’ She glared at Mum.
‘Do not leave this bed.’
‘I’m sorry,’ I murmured to the nurse as she left. ‘Mum,
why can’t you behave?! You need to stay here until they know what’s wrong.
These people are trying to help you.’
‘I know that, Phoebe, but I’ve got things to do.
I’m very busy. We didn’t build our business by sitting around on our bums, you
know.’
How many times had I heard that over the years? Whenever
I didn’t do things the way she thought I should. Which was almost always. ‘Being
in hospital with a heart attack is not just sitting around on your bum,’ I
reminded her. ‘Besides, you’ve got Dad looking after the bids, so you don’t
need to worry about anything.’
She rolled her eyes. Then she zeroed in on my hair
which, I remembered too late, was still in its ponytail from work. ‘Couldn’t
you have done something with that?’ She patted her own
perfectly coiffed gingery head. She looked like she’d had it styled on the way
over in the ambulance. ‘You only have one chance to make a first
impression. You could look so much better, you know, if you tried at all.’
‘You made a great first impression with that
nurse,’ I said. ‘You’d better be careful or she won’t give you the good
biscuits at teatime.’ I heaved a great sigh. ‘Do you need anything? I can run downstairs
to the shops.’
I was desperate to get away for a few minutes to
catch my breath. Besides, my tummy had been twisting into knots since the
drive.
She always did that to me. My mother didn’t get
ulcers, she gave them. Which said everything about our relationship, really.
Chapter 2
‘You really didn’t park in the garage?’ I asked
him.
‘You really did?’ he shot
back. ‘I told you it was a waste of money.’
That’s pretty much what
passes for a friendly greeting in our family.
Dad wasn’t offended because he’s cheap. We’re
talking about the man who drives a £60k car. He and Mum went on exotic holidays.
He’s not afraid to spend his cash. He just hates feeling ripped off. That’s why
he buys own-brand baked beans if the good ones aren’t on sale. Tesco won’t ever
put one over on him.
Not Mum, though, aka Spendy McSquillions. She’d
never met a purse she couldn’t empty. It was a good thing their business had
done well.
‘I’m only supposed to have one visitor at a time,’
Mum said when I gave her the carrier bags from downstairs.
‘I’m sure it’s fine, Bev,’ Dad said. ‘Phoebe’s driven
all the way here.’
‘I know, thank you,’ she said to me. ‘But really,
you don’t have to stay, now that Dad’s come. I’m fine, don’t worry about me.’
I could tell that she was fine by the way she was just
as critical as usual.
‘Mum’s right,’ Dad added, glancing at his phone. ‘You’ve
got to get out of that garage,’ he said, like the parking attendant there was
holding my car hostage.
‘I don’t care about the money, Dad.’
But I let them convince me to go back to their
house. He’d only keep going on about the expense anyway, and clearly Mum wasn’t
in any danger.
I couldn’t say I was completely at home at my
parents’, but it felt comfortable enough. Like I said, it wasn’t where I grew
up. They sold that when they decided to make their fortune a hundred miles
south. Still, I flattered myself that the guest bedroom where I always stayed was
‘my room’, and that I’d at least get first dibs over any Tom, Dick or Harry who
came to visit.
Dad didn’t stay at the hospital very long after
me, but he went back to work and then out for some dinner meeting that couldn’t
be moved just because his wife and business partner was dining in Critical
Care.
When
I got to Mum’s room the next morning, all I saw was a lump in her bed with a
sheet pulled over it. Exactly like they did in films when the paramedics had
done all they could to save the patient.
She was dead! ‘Mum!’
‘What!’ snapped the voice under the bedding.
‘What are you doing?’
Mum appeared with an angry yank of the sheet. She had
her phone to her ear.
‘You’re not supposed to use that in here!’
‘No kidding, Phoebe, so stop shouting about it or
the nurse will hear. Shush.’ She waved me away as she continued to talk and
scribble in the notebook I’d picked up for her in the shop.
‘That could interfere with the machines, you
know,’ I said when she’d hung up.
‘Don’t be such a worrier,’ she grumbled. ‘It’s my
machine, so it’s my risk.’
‘There are other patients with machines on the ward,
you know. Do you really want to kill one of them with a phone call?’
Mum rolled her eyes. She was a famous eye-roller.
‘Don’t believe everything you read, Miss Health and Safety. If it was such a
problem, then they’d block mobiles.’
‘If it’s such a problem, then they’d put up signs.’
I pointed to the warning posted by the door. ‘Oh, look, they have.’
Then, right on cue she said, ‘Are those the same
clothes from yesterday?’
‘I was at work when Dad rang,’ I reminded her. ‘I
can pick up some things later if it’s so important to you that I dress for the
hospital.’ I knew I should have at least borrowed one of Dad’s shirts. Though
the checked trousers were still a problem.
I didn’t usually take Mum’s image critiques to
heart. I’d never leave my flat if I did that. Instead, I tried not to give her too
much to work with. It was easier emptying the gun than trying to keep the
bullets from hitting their mark when she spotted an easy target.
‘Standards,’ Mum said. ‘Anyway, did you have a
nice breakfast with Dad?’ We’d gone out to the builder’s caff before he left
for the office. ‘The food here is vile. They couldn’t make a decent fry-up with
guns to their heads. You could teach them something. Maybe you should work for
the NHS. I bet it pays better than what you’re getting now.’
Not wanting our possibly last conversation to be
an argument, I ignored her career advice. ‘Maybe you shouldn’t be eating
fry-ups, Mum,’ I said instead. Although she was generally one of those women who
kept fit and ate well-ish. If she started filling
out a bit, she just cut back, as she loved to say. Simple as that. The
implication was that anyone could do it. But I’m no supermodel and there’s no ‘just’
cutting back. I’m rounded, like any good chef worth her
salted butter should be.
‘At least put on some decent clothes if you’re
going to stay,’ she said. ‘I don’t want people thinking my cook is visiting me
in hospital.’
‘Sorry I didn’t think to pack a ball gown for your
heart attack,’ I said. I’d gone from worried about my mother to rowing with her
in less than twenty-four hours. In other words, totally normal.
She glanced at her phone. ‘The shops are open
now.’
‘I’ll stop back after lunch, then,’ I told her.
My mobile rang a few hours later. ‘I’m sorry I
snapped at you,’ she said, and she meant it. She usually apologised for her
outbursts. Not for thinking what she thought, but at least for saying it out
loud. ‘You don’t have to bother with new clothes. I’ll be out of here soon
anyway, as soon as the doctors tick all their silly little boxes. They’re only
covering themselves. I’ve been through most of the tests now, and they’re
saying it probably wasn’t even a heart attack. I don’t want you to worry, okay?
Honestly, Phoebe, you don’t have to stay. There’s nothing wrong with me. Ask
your dad if you don’t believe me.’
‘Well, if you’re sure.’ I didn’t need too much
convincing, because everyone knew that my mum was invincible. She’d probably be
back at the office bossing everyone around before I got to work on Monday.
My jaw started to unclench as soon as I got onto
the motorway toward home. Please don’t get me wrong. I love my parents. It’s
just sometimes hard being their daughter. Maybe all driven people are like that,
setting the same high bar for everyone else that they do for themselves.
I didn’t strictly have to go past work on my way
home, but I drove that way anyway. The care home is a grand old building and
would practically be stately if there was anything aristocratic about the
residents. It used to be the owner’s family home – also not aristocrats – and there’s
a portrait in the entrance of the card-happy ancestor who won it gambling. He
lost everything else the same way, though, so it’s never really been looked
after beyond the minimum of upkeep.
The house is set back from the road with wide,
sloping lawns running on either side. Our boss, Max Greene, had the drive
widened a few years ago, but other than that it hasn’t changed since his mother
owned it. That’s both a blessing and a curse.
June’s car was parked out front. She wasn’t
supposed to be working on a Saturday. We’re the weekday staff. We’ve got night
and weekend cover and she promised me no more overtime. She had the nerve to
get snappish just because I pressed her on it.
I pulled into the drive behind her car.
‘You didn’t answer your phone,’ my best friend called
down the corridor as soon as she saw me come through the side door where the
office is. ‘How’s your mum?’
So she wasn’t going to make it easy for me to
bollock her about the overtime.
‘As frightful as usual,’ I said, throwing myself down
on the extra chair in front of her desk. June’s mind might be ultra-organised,
but her office isn’t. There are binders stuffed full of receipts and records
teetering all over the top of the cabinets, and her desk looks like she’s been
shredding evidence. ‘I was driving when you rang,’ I said. ‘And you were
working while I was driving.’
But June didn’t rise to the top of senior
management (also the only management) at the Jane Austen Home for Ladies by
caving in at the first sniff of trouble. She ignored me. ‘Frightful is good,’
she said. ‘That means Bev’s back to normal. She’s out of hospital now?’ She
stretched her arms above her head and leaned back in her office chair, like she
hadn’t a care in the world. The hem of her top rode up to flash a few inches of
tummy, but she didn’t notice.
‘No, but she’ll be home soon. It doesn’t sound
like anything too serious.’ Of course, June knew this already. I rang her from
the hospital just after I first saw Mum. Was that only yesterday? ‘She sent me
home.’
June nodded. I didn’t have to explain. We’d spent our
entire childhood at each other’s houses. She knew all about my parents
first-hand.
‘Nick’s gone home,’ she said with a smirk. ‘He
only came in to do an hour with Laney.’
‘Hmm? That’s not why I’m here.’
It was exactly why I was there. Even though my
dreams about Nick were quite hopeless by then, I couldn’t stop wishing. It’s
not easy getting over someone when you’re around him every day at work.
‘I only came in to get you out of the office,’ I
lied. ‘You’re not supposed to be working on your day off.’
‘And you’re not supposed to be stalking on your
day off.’
Touché. We should both have been away from work
doing better things.
She closed her laptop. ‘Do you want to do
something? I told Callum I might meet him later, but it’s not set in stone. We
can get a drink if you like.’
‘June, you cannot keep blowing Callum off,’ I
said. ‘He’ll get sick of it eventually, and then he’ll dump you.’
But she shook her head. ‘The less I see of him,
the more he likes me.’
‘By your logic, he’ll be in love with you if you
never see him again. Doesn’t it seem a little bit, I don’t know, unhelpful to your sex life never to see
your boyfriend?’
I could never do that. When I’m mad for someone I
can’t keep away from him. Well, obviously, because there I was at work on a
Saturday, on the off-chance that I might see Nick.
And June was mad for Callum. Mad like I’d never
seen her before. It was easy to see why. He was gorgeous and fit and loads of
fun, and they were really going for it, hot-and-heavy-wise, when they first got
together. But then he made one little joke about her trying to handcuff him
when she suggested a weekend break, and she started playing so hard to get that
he had more chance of winning the lottery than seeing her.
He was still keen, so far, but for how long?
‘Come on, I’ll walk out with you,’ she said.
I might not have seen Nick, but at least I got her
away from work. ‘Go see Callum,’ I urged her when we got to our cars.
‘Maybe.’
Dad
rang me around midnight. ‘Phoebe, this is your father.’
‘What’s happened?’
But I knew, even as I asked the question. Mum
wasn’t invincible after all.
The doctors were baffled. None of the tests had
shown that cardiac arrest was imminent. But then, Mum always did love to
surprise people.
She left behind pages and pages of notes in her
sprawling handwriting. Like she couldn’t get the words on the page fast enough.
That’s what she’d been doing on her mobile all the time. Planning her last
hurrah, just in case. She’d probably spent her final hours on earth trying to
figure out which canapes would most impress their neighbours.
At twenty-eight, I was half orphaned. I was also
stuck with such a confusing mishmash of feelings about Mum that I didn’t have
the faintest idea what to do with them. All I could do after the funeral was to
throw myself back into my life and hope for the best.
Chapter 3
Three months later…
We’ve
lost Laney at work. That’s no euphemism, though I can see why you might think
so, what with me recently ‘losing’ my mother, plus us being in a care home and
all. I’m sorry, madam, we did everything
we could, but we’ve lost Laney.
We actually can’t find her.
It’s not the first time, but it is the longest that
she’s been missing. Even June is starting to get nervous. Not that anyone but
me would be able to tell. She’s the most famously unflappable person here. The
worse things are, the calmer she gets. That’s how I know she’s worried, when
she starts speaking like she’s convincing someone to put down the knife. But I
would never let on. Everyone’s got their coping mechanisms.
Laney was last seen at breakfast, sitting with her
usual friends at their usual table. Not the one directly next to the big sash windows
in the dining room, because Laney doesn’t like to squint when it’s sunny, and besides,
Sophie thinks the light fades her hair colour. Which is already the colour of
wholemeal bread, so I don’t know why she’s so worried. Sophie says she and
Laney were going to do Zumba together, but Laney didn’t turn up for it.
That wouldn’t normally raise any alarm bells,
since Laney isn’t much of an exerciser. She is a joiner-inner, though, who
doesn’t like to disappoint people. Plus, she doesn’t usually go off on her own,
so we’re getting worried.
If we weren’t so chronically understaffed and
overworked, we might not have lost Laney. It’s a wonder we don’t lose more
residents. Max will be furious. He’s edgy about his business as it is.
Nobody would call him a good boss, except in the
sense that he’s not generally around to bother us. When he does visit, he always
rings first as a warning. That’s because he knows he’s not popular.
Not like his mother, the founder and previous
owner of the Jane Austen Home for Ladies. That’s its official name now, though
everyone in the village calls it Friendship House, because of the plaque beside
the front door, from when people named their houses instead of numbering them.
That must have been a nightmare for the postie.
We all call it the Happy Home for Ladies though.
Sounds nice, doesn’t it? It was Max who made his mother drop the Happy, in case
anyone ever sued us for false or misleading advertising. It’s not, though,
because the residents are happy. Plus, they’re women. Max was just being his
usual miserable self.
‘He’s here,’ June calls out, speaking of the devil
as she glances out the window. ‘Everyone, act normal. It’s not like he’s about
to do a headcount.’
But this is the biggest kerfuffle the residents
have seen since Dot fell out her bedroom window. They’re all gathered in the
dining room making plans for Laney’s rescue, wherever she may be. Fat chance of
acting normal.
‘Has anyone checked the greenhouse?’ Nick wonders.
‘I could go look.’
Nick is the only one who ever goes in there, and
then only to get out the lawnmower. I can’t see Laney suddenly wanting to
become a garden expert, but you never know with her. Any throwaway comment can
send her mind skittering off on some obscure trail. Then, down the rabbit hole
she goes.
‘Let me go with you,’ I tell Nick. ‘I mean, if
she’s there, she could be hurt. There should be two of us.’
That sends the residents into another flap. I
should know better than to mention getting hurt to residents in a care home.
Now I feel bad for upsetting them for my own selfish ends.
And they are totally selfish. I’ll latch onto any
excuse to be with Nick, even if it’s only in a draughty old greenhouse that
stinks of fertiliser.
I’m sure my feelings would be easier to ignore if
we didn’t have so much fun together. If only he’d get grumpy once in a while,
or develop an annoying habit or at least a bad case of halitosis. But he
remains stubbornly fanciable. There isn’t even any hint now of the awful
weirdness that almost ruined our friendship. Those were terrible weeks, but at
least if they’d gone on then I wouldn’t still be pining for him. Maybe I’d be
satisfied with never sharing anything more than a friendly laugh in the shed
together.
When Sophie puts her arm around Dot’s bony shoulders, I say, ‘I’m sorry, Dot, I’m sure
she’s not hurt!’
She waves away my protest,
sending her bracelets tinkling merrily. ‘It’s all right. There’s no need to
fuss over me.’
How thoughtless can I be, when Dot’s only been off
crutches for a few weeks?
We thought we’d lost her a few months ago. And I
do mean that in the scary sense of the phrase.
Thank goodness for the rhododendrons that
cushioned Dot’s landing when she tumbled from her window. Otherwise she might
have broken a lot more than her leg and her arm.
I still don’t know what made her think she should try
washing her own windows. Granted, we’ve had storms lately and they’re not as
crystal clear as they might be. But she could have asked for someone to give
them a wipe. Nick would have been the first one up that ladder.
Dot’s independent streak is a mile wide, though. Plus,
she’s super polite and hates to put anybody out. Which was why she climbed out
her window with a roll of kitchen towel and a squirty bottle of Windex.
‘I didn’t think anything of it,’ she’d said, once
the plaster casts had set and she was safely back from A&E, resting at
ground level in one of the wing-backed chairs in the living room. ‘I’ve always
washed my own windows. Though I did live in a bungalow then.’
She bought that bungalow herself by saving every
bit possible from her teacher’s salary – whatever was left over after paying
the rent and the bills and single-handedly raising her two sons.
This place is full of very capable women like Dot,
there’s no doubt about that. But some aren’t as agile as they once were. If Dot
– who’s got all her marbles and then some – thinks nothing of freestyle window
cleaning, then I’m afraid to think where Laney might be right now.
‘I’m sure Laney’s not hurt!’ I tell everyone again.
‘We’ll just check the greenhouse,’ Nick adds, flashing
me a smile that sends my downstairs aflutter. ‘Meanwhile, maybe someone could check
out front? Look at that sun. She might have put her bikini on to work on her
tan.’
This launches the women into hysterics, but Nick
manages to keep a straight face. That’s more than I can say for myself. I’m
such an easy audience.
‘That’ll keep them occupied for a few minutes,’ he
says as the entire room clears. He holds open one of the French doors leading
off the living room. ‘After you,’ he says as I step onto the wide patio that
runs along the entire back of the house.
It’s a big house, with nearly thirty bedrooms.
Proper Downton Abbey proportions. It
rambles off on both sides from a three-storey central building where the grand entrance,
dining room and two living rooms are. There’s even room in the middle of the entrance
hall for a pedestal table with a giant urn of lilies or sunflowers or that
curly bamboo. A wide oak staircase winds up one side of the hall to the
bedrooms upstairs and further on into the eaves, where the staff would have
lived in olden times. More bedrooms pack the wing on one side, with my kitchen
on the ground floor of the other and bedrooms above.
Max, our boss, didn’t grow up with a silver spoon
in his mouth, despite living in this place. His father, Terrible Terence, worked in accounting and his mum, Mrs Greene,
was the town’s librarian. It was her family who passed down the house from days
of yore, but she moved herself, Max and Terence out to the cottage at the back
– which is still the size of a normal house – when she opened the care home.
That was nearly two decades ago. June says that
applications have been pretty sporadic these past few years, and that’s got Max
worried. He has tried advertising outside the area but, unless their parents
are like Terence, most people want to keep their family nearby.
I glance over at Terence’s cottage as Nick and I
walk towards the greenhouse. There’s no sign of him. Good. The residents are
worried enough without him stirring the pot.
Nick is walking slightly ahead of me. Not because
he’s rude. He’s just worried about Laney being out here, though I doubt she is.
Laney might be daft most of the time, but she knows what she likes, and she
likes her creature comforts. She wouldn’t sit in a draughty greenhouse full of
spiders. She’s in the house. Somewhere.
Nick’s keenness gives me the chance to watch him as
he strides across the lawn. I haven’t passed up that chance once since he
started work here six months ago. You’d think I’d have him memorised by now.
Who am I kidding? I do.
I’m still amazed that Nick is working here. June
would normally handle all our hiring, but Max was the one who found Nick for
us. Our old occupational therapist left when her husband got sent to Germany
for work. Unsurprisingly, June didn’t get a huge queue of candidates looking to
work for a care home in a little market town in Suffolk.
That’s where we are, in Framlingham. We’re not
that far from Norwich or Ipswich, but it feels a million miles away. It’s
pretty and it’s home, but it doesn’t exactly scream ‘career opportunity’ to many
people.
Also, because Max never passes up the chance to
stretch his staff’s duties where he can, the job wasn’t strictly related to
occupational therapy. You should have seen the brief June had to work with. The
job description read like a holiday camp brochure. Our boss reasoned that OT
wasn’t miles different from physical therapy (it is), and physical therapy
includes exercising and stretching – which may as well be aerobics and yoga –
as well as brain-sharpening activities. Scrabble uses the brain, so he wanted his
new hire to run games nights too.
June didn’t waste any time ringing Nick for an
interview when Max gave her his CV.
‘Wow, he’s fit,’ I’d whispered when he turned up.
I was glad June was doing the interview. I wouldn’t have been able to
concentrate. My unprofessionalism was boundless from day one.
‘Plus, he’s got a first,’ she answered. ‘Plus, the
perfect qualifications.’
Plus, look at him, I’d thought.
You know those adverts where the tanned, shirtless
guy tantalisingly licks the yogurt pot lid and makes you want to eat Bifidus activertium, or whatever it’s
called, every day? That. Only he didn’t need any props to lick.
He’d strode right up to us. Blimey, what
confidence he seemed to have. It was a bluff. Best foot forward for an
interview and all that. He’s no peacock, but a shy bird like me. ‘I’m Nick
Parsons. I have an eleven o’clock interview?’ He glanced at the clock on the
wall. ‘Sorry, I’m early. That’s annoying, isn’t it. I did wait outside for a
bit, but it started raining.’
When he smiled apologetically, I wanted to hug
him.
‘How long have you been out there?’ June asked. Nick’s
hair was soaked. Even so, it was a thick wavy mop.
‘About an hour. Hour and a half, tops.’ Then he
laughed at himself. ‘I nearly camped overnight in your garden. My own sad
little Glastonbury, without the music.’
‘And not even Portaloos,’ I said. ‘I’m glad it
didn’t come to that.’
‘I wanted to make sure I wasn’t late. I’m… keen
for this job.’
June hired him in the interview. She got her perfect
employee, and I got a blinding crush that I still haven’t recovered from.
Within about a week it seemed like Nick had always
been here. He’s so easy-going that he’s doing everything in Max’s unreasonable
job description, and then some. Aside from being the occupational therapist,
Scrabble organiser, exercise and yoga instructor, he’s also the part-time
gardener, driver and handyman. No matter what Max asks him to do, Nick throws
himself into it without a grumble.
This is great for me, since we haven’t got a dedicated
games table, therapy room or exercise studio. There are TVs in each of the two living
rooms, and woe betide anyone who disrupts the viewing schedules, so Nick uses
the large dining room that’s just off my kitchen. Which means we spend most of
our days together. Or at least separated by only a wall.
To say we don’t get much eye candy around here would
be an understatement. Aside from our boss, Max (mid-fifties,
not bad-looking if paunchy baldness turns you on), and his horrid father
who lives in the cottage at the back of the property, and Davey, the Morrison’s
delivery bloke, we’re all women here. Even the half-dozen carers who are on
hand to help everyone with their day-to-day needs. The residents like it that
way. That is why they live in a women-only home.
They love Nick, though. Who wouldn’t? He’s fifty per cent Greek and one hundred per cent Greek god. He
is well over six feet tall and built like a swimmer, and somehow his features
combine into the most beautiful face I’ve ever seen in real life. They
shouldn’t, really. He might have a finely chiselled jaw and high cheekbones,
with a smile that’s absolutely impossible not to return when you see it, plus
heart-meltingly deep brown eyes. But his eyebrows are caterpillar-thick and his
nose is definitely Grecian so, objectively, I know he’s not really perfect.
Just perfect to me.
What I wouldn’t give to run my fingers through his
silky-looking nearly black hair, preferably
while we’re in a passionate clinch and he’s telling me how gorgeous I am.
If only he were dim, or mean or boring. Then my
life would be loads easier.
But he’s not, and it isn’t. Nick hit me like a
triple shot of ouzo, with all the fire in my tummy but none of the nasty after-effects…
well, at least not right away. Let’s just say it was a delayed hangover.
The sad fact is, I love him and there doesn’t seem
to be anything I can do about that.
‘You don’t really think she’s out here, do you?’
Nick says accusingly as he slows down for me to catch up.
Of course he knows this is just another attempt to
be near him. ‘She could be.’
‘Uh-huh. When was the last time Laney went outside
for anything other than tea on the lawn? Admit it, this is just an excuse.’
I’m admitting nothing. ‘Mmm?’ I should have
expected this. I’ve been about as subtle as a sledgehammer.
‘It’s too nice to be inside,’ he goes on with a
sly smile. ‘Look at that sky. How can we not want to enjoy it? You’ve got
spring fever.’
‘This is August.’
‘It’s overdue, then. This is my favourite month.’
‘You said that in March when the clocks went
forward. And in June when the roses came out.’
He shrugs. ‘I’m easy when it comes to my calendar
affections. Let’s get outside for lunch today. Even for half an hour or so.
It’s supposed to rain all weekend. What do you say? I don’t have yoga till two.’
I nearly laugh with the relief. ‘Right, yes, great
idea. I’ll put together some bits. There’s leftover quiche, and I can do that
smoked aubergine dip. It doesn’t take long. And the sourdough will be out of
the oven in half an hour.’
When he grins, the laugh lines crinkle from the
corners of his eyes. ‘You know the way to a man’s heart.’
If only that were true.
‘I’m sure Laney will turn up,’ I tell him as we
near the greenhouse. ‘If she’s not in there, we can have another look through
the house together.’
I told you I was shameless.
And just to show that no evil deed goes
unpunished, my tummy twists as Nick opens the glass door.
‘Ooh.’ That hurts.
He turns back to me. ‘Are you okay?’
‘Just my tummy. I’ll be fine.’
Leave it to my ulcer to ruin the moment. Not that standing
around in a dirty shed is much of a moment, but I’m working with what I can get.
‘She’s not in here,’ I say, peering at the compost bags like she could be
hiding in one. ‘I think we should check inside again.’
What did I expect to happen here, anyway? That overcome
with emotion and the smell of damp, Nick would leap over the strimmer and
declare his love?
That ship sailed months ago.
June catches my eye as I hurtle down the hall
towards the kitchen and my medicine. Her look is pure sympathy.
When it first started happening, I assumed it was
just indigestion. That can be an occupational hazard as a cook. But eventually,
when the pain went on and on, I had to look for another diagnosis.
I found it, but not before I’d humiliated myself
in front of Nick and ruined any chance of him ever asking me out again.
‘Feeling better?’ June asks when I get back to find
that Laney still hasn’t turned up. ‘Max left. He didn’t notice anything amiss.’
‘Fine, thanks.’ Or at least I will be in a few
minutes, once the pain relief kicks in. To be fair to Mum, she didn’t really
give me an ulcer, as much as I like to claim otherwise. Doctors used to think
that stress and hot food cause them, but they don’t. They just aggravate ones
that are already there thanks to too many anti-inflammatory drugs or, in my
case, a weasely little bugger of a bacteria. Helicobacter pylori, to give it its official name. It’s supposed to
clear up now that I’m on antibiotics.
‘Have we checked everyone’s room?’ I ask June.
‘Maybe Laney is upstairs.’
She nods. ‘I sent everyone back to their room to
look for her. They’ve all come back now and still no sign.’
Nick had set up the Scrabble boards before we
noticed Laney’s disappearance, and some of the residents have started their
games.
As we scan the large dining room, June says, ‘What
about Maggie?!’
Of course. Maggie’s not down here. Hers is the
only room that hasn’t been checked. ‘I don’t suppose you want to go look?’ I
ask June.
When she shakes her head, her blonde curls bob
around her face. Growing up, I wanted her corkscrews. Unlike the rest of us,
she never played the I-hate-my-hair-I’ll-trade-for-yours game. She knew she got
lucky there.
‘Draw straws for it?’ I offer.
‘I was the one who brought up her bill yesterday.’
She rubs her bicep like she’s been punched.
As if Maggie would deign to actually touch another
person. ‘Fine. Coward. I’ll go.’
‘Nick?’ June calls over, innocent as you please.
‘We think Laney might be in Maggie’s room. Do you want to go with Phoebe to
check?’
She flashes me a smile as the residents fall in
behind us. No one wants to miss an excuse to see Maggie.
She’s going to love this.
Maggie lives in the only occupied room at the top
of the house. None of the others want to trudge up all those stairs every day.
There is a lift – Max’s mother had it installed –
but it’s tiny, slow and makes a worrying jolt when it stops, so nobody goes in
it unless they have to.
‘Maggie won’t like the invasion,’ I murmur to Nick
as we head the senior parade up the stairs. ‘I wish she’d use her mobile like
everyone else.’ It’s no use ringing ahead to warn her.
We try to keep everyone connected by mobile. Most
of the residents love their phones and a few of them are better at text-speak
LOLs and LMFAOs than I am. They’re no substitute for face-to-face friendships,
but they do mean that no one has to be isolated if she’s not feeling well
enough to be downstairs with everyone else.
Maggie’s not interested in being with everyone
else. She lives in her room. Which is why the women are creeping towards it
like they’re about to spot a unicorn.
Nick knocks gently on the door. ‘Maggie? It’s only
Nick. May I come in?’
When he puts a steadying hand on my shoulder, I
want to lean into him. Of course, I don’t do that. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind.
It’s just not appropriate anymore.
‘Come!’ Maggie orders.
With the ladies so keen to get a good look at
Maggie, we all nearly fall through the door.
‘To what do I owe this… visit?’ she asks from her deep
blue velvet sofa. Though her voice isn’t loud, it won’t be ignored. She holds
herself so upright that she could be wearing a back brace. Her narrow, regal
face barely moves when she speaks. It’s unnerving, like suddenly having a
marble statue demand what you think you’re doing in its museum.
She’s dressed as usual in swingy black wide-legged
trousers, like they used to wear in the seventies. As a rare fashion concession
to Mum, I once tried on a pair of M&S ones. I looked like an extra-wide loft
board standing on end, but Maggie has the tall, slender figure to pull them
off. They swirl around her legs as she re-crosses them. Her blouse is perfectly
pressed, white and stiff. Much like the woman herself. Everything about Maggie
seems metallic, from her short iron-grey hair to her steely blue eyes to her
cold, imperious voice that can cut you in half.
The only hint that she might have a softer side –
possibly only seen under a microscope – is the selection of long, flowy
brightly patterned silk cardigans that she always wears over her trousers and
top, with the most gorgeous floral lapis lazuli brooch pinned on. It’s always the
same blue one.
Laney is sitting in the stiff reading chair facing
the sofa. ‘Oh, hello,’ she says. When she smiles, a few of the women wave back
at her.
‘Maybe you should wait outside?’ I suggest, gently
pushing them back over the threshold. Maggie’s fridge face has turned to deep
freeze. ‘We were just looking for Laney,’ I say to Maggie.
‘I’m here!’ Laney sings, grinning and squeezing
her shoulders to her ears. Her tawny brown eyes are creased in a smile, as
usual, as if she’s eager to hear the most hilarious punchline. She and Maggie couldn’t
be more opposite. Where Maggie is sharp-edged, Laney is soft, though she’s not
fat. Everything about her oozes warmth, from the top of her head – she wears
her hair in short wavy golden-brown layers – to the tips of her toes, poking
out from the bottoms of her frayed jeans and shod in shiny blue Converse high-tops.
‘You’ve got your mobile off, Laney,’ says Nick. ‘We
were getting worried. We thought you might have run away.’
Her smile disappears. ‘Oh, is my phone off? I’m so
sorry! I didn’t mean to worry anyone. I’d never run away from here! Not in a
million years.’
The women behind us, who are still jostling in the
doorway for a good look, all start murmuring.
‘Run away from here?
Who’d want to do that?’
‘All my friends… Love you—’
‘I can’t imagine—’
‘They’ll take me away from here in a box—’
‘I was just…’ Laney’s eyes search the ceiling for
the answer. ‘I guess I got distracted. I am sorry.’
‘But why would you…’ want to be with Maggie? I start to ask. I can’t keep the surprise
out of my voice, but Maggie is tetchy enough without hinting that it would take
wild horses to drag me to her room, so I don’t finish. ‘As long as you’re okay,’
I say instead. ‘We’ll leave you to your visit.’
‘I’m quite tired, actually,’ Maggie says, as
something catches her eye out the tall sash window beside her. ‘That man! You!’
She raps on the window. ‘You there, stop it!’
I go to see what’s wrong, even though I think I know.
‘Terence!’ I fling open the window. ‘Terence, we see you.’
‘Not again,’ Nick says.
‘In the rhododendron bushes this time,’ I say.
‘We’ve warned you, Terence. I’m telling Max! That’s not hygienic.’
‘I was going to give those a trim today too,’ Nick
grumps.
Terence flips me two fingers from where he’s
standing in the border. He doesn’t even bother doing up his fly first. Then,
relieved, he saunters back to his cottage. His thick,
beige button-up cardigan hangs loose from his shoulders and goes nearly to his
knees. I often wonder whether it originally belonged to his wife. He’s always
in rumpled beige cotton trousers, one of those checked shooting shirts and
scruffy trainers. A casual observer (who hadn’t just seen him wee into the
bushes) might mistake him for a kindly grandad.
‘That man needs to be put down,’ Maggie says. ‘It
would be the kindest thing.’ Then she rubs her temples. ‘Laney can go back downstairs
with you now.’
Just like that. I’d like to tell Maggie where to
get off, dismissing Laney like the dog she just called Terence. But Laney isn’t
offended, so I keep my mouth shut. ‘Oh, right, well, Maggie, I’ll see you
later.’
‘Cook,’ Maggie says as I turn to leave. She knows
my name perfectly well. But no, I’m just the domestic help to her. She calls
June ‘Manageress’ and Nick is simply ‘you’. ‘Don’t bother with supper tonight,’
she continues. ‘I won’t be hungry. I’ll have breakfast as usual tomorrow. One
hard-boiled egg, please.’
I bob my usual curtsy. It’s completely ironic, but
it doesn’t faze her.
Everyone sucks up to Maggie around here. That’s
because she’s the only resident who pays full price. That also means she gets the
biggest room, since the servants’ quarters were turned into suites before I
started work here. Although in an old house like this, all the bedrooms are spacious
enough for a bed and a little seating area. Maggie also gets to have her meals
in her room instead of down in the dining room with everyone else. We’d kick up
a fuss about it, but that would only backfire. Then we’d have to spend more
time with her. This way, everyone is reasonably happy. Max gets his money,
Maggie remains a recluse, and the residents don’t have the Ice Queen with them
at mealtimes.
We might never know what made Laney want to go see
Maggie when, for everyone else, facing her means drawing the short straw. Laney’s
mind works in very mysterious ways.
It’s not dementia or Alzheimer’s. Otherwise Laney
might have to go to a nursing home, where they’ve got specialist medical care. We’re
more of a tea-and-sympathy type set-up around here. There is round-the-clock
help with cleaning, dressing and that sort of thing for those who need it, and
the carers keep track of everyone’s medication. Though personal care assistants
aren’t exactly sought-after well-paid jobs, so there’s a high turnover amongst
the staff. It’s June, Nick and I who really try to make it feel stable and
homely here.
At first glance we probably look like an ordinary
care home. We’ve got handrails, call buttons and shower seats, but the
residents don’t all need care in the traditional, council-approved sense of the
word. The women range in age between a sprightly sixty-eight (Laney) to around ninety.
I’m pretty sure that’s how old Maggie is, though she wouldn’t let June put her
age in her file. Some, like Dot and Sophie, moved in because they wanted the
company. That’s a big reason that Mrs Greene, the founder, set up the home. She
understood that some women, having raised their children and buried or divorced
their spouses, or not having had children or spouses (buried or otherwise), might
get lonely as they got older.
It’s much more fun being here as part of a community.
Plus, they don’t have to cook or clean.
Nick’s
carrying a couple of yoga mats under one arm when he comes into the kitchen to
get me for lunch. His other hand is behind his back. ‘These are just in case
the grass is wet,’ he says, hoisting the mats.
‘Why, sir, you are so gallant,’ I say in an
atrocious southern belle accent, ‘to think of my comfort.’
He laughs. ‘But of course, madam, that’s what
gentlemen are for. I’d even strip off and throw my shirt over a puddle to keep
your delicate feet dry, should the need arise.’
‘… or you could just use the yoga mats and save
your shirt,’ I say, distracted by the idea of Nick stripping off.
‘Oh, right.’
Way to kill a flirty mood, Phoebe.
Then he hands me the three huge white pompom
hydrangeas he’s been hiding behind his back. ‘Thanks for doing this. I know
I’ve made more work for you. Though I did cut these off the bush out back, so technically
I’m thanking you with stolen property.’
‘It’s very pretty stolen property, though, I’ll
take it!’ I squeak. I know he’s not trying to be romantic and I’d love to sound
calm, like I get flowers from gorgeous blokes every day. I’m not so sad that
I’ll save them forever. I am thinking ahead to how I can dry them so they don’t
turn brown when they die, though. I’ll probably keep them for a little while –
a year or two, definitely not longer than a decade – and then toss them when
they’ve all but turned to dust.
‘Get a tall vase from the cabinet, will you
please?’ I say. There’s a full cupboard to choose from. Our residents usually
get celebration flowers for their birthdays and Mother’s Day, and sometimes
guilty ones when their children skip a visit. ‘No worries about the lunch. It
is what I do.’
Grabbing the bag that’s already packed with the
food and plates – I’ve been ready for an hour –we start for the back garden. It
was thoughtful of Nick to bring the yoga mats for the grass, but I’ve got my
eye on the wooden bench right at the far edge of the lawn. Not only will it
save my legs going numb from sitting cross-legged, it’s not too close to
Terence’s cottage, and it’s tucked away from the house down a gentle hill.
Not that we need seclusion to have lunch. I know this
isn’t a date. I’d just like to pretend, so I’ll have a double helping of
delusion with my quiche, thank you very much.
‘This was a great idea,’ he says, following me towards
the bench.
I laugh. ‘You’re not supposed to compliment your
own idea!’
‘Then let’s say it was your great idea. I do
appreciate it. I know you don’t usually cook extra for your lunchtime. If
there’s anything I can do in return…’
I catch his eye, but I can’t tell if he means
anything by that. He’s not so much as cracking a smile or raising an eyebrow to
give me a clue.
I can’t take the chance. It would be too
mortifying to proposition him when he’s only being nice. Instead, I say, ‘If I
ever want to brush up on my professional yoga certification, then I know who to
ask. That’s right, kill yourself laughing.’ Just because Nick could run a
marathon before breakfast and not even break a sweat.
‘Sorry. Sorry. You could exercise if you wanted to,’ he says.
That’s a big if.
He notices my look. ‘I only mean for health
reasons.’ He knows how annoying it is to come off as fit and preachy. ‘You look
great.’
The sun peeks out from behind a fluffy cloud just
as we get to the bench. ‘I very much appreciate your compliment.’
‘No, Phoebe, I’m completely serious. You shouldn’t
put yourself down. You do look great.’
My face goes warm. He’s mistaking my comment. I think
I look just fine. Do I not? ‘I wasn’t putting myself down. I’m saying thank
you. Some people might be built for speed. Some are built for endurance. I’m
built for comfort.’
‘And beauty,’ he adds.
How am I supposed to get over him when he keeps
saying nice things like that?
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